Yeah that's right foo' - it's an ELF with BIG FUGGIN' ears! Yeah? say what? THAT'S RiGHT foo' - she got some BIG fuggin gloves on too! Those damn elven man hands!
mmmmm yeaaah, yummy! and she's like "Hey, is that elven bread i smell? *SNIFF* SNIFF* Mmm mmmM mmm"
now she pull her sword out, and she gonna get some o' dat bread! YEAAAAAH Das right! Cast lvl 1 magic missile! MMM yeaahh, now she can nibble some o' dat! yeah... nibble away at that you crazy elf b****!